Happiest of Birthdays, to you, Dr. Seuss, To you, who let Things 1 and 2 loose, For, if not for you, we would never have Sam, No cat, no hat, no green eggs and ham, The Whos would never have ever been heard, And, Horton ne'er heard a single Who-word, And the Star-Belly Sneetches with all of their stars, Would never have worried if they'd stars upon thars, But, worse upon worse, a pain causing more than a flinch, We never, would ever, have met, the glorious Grinch...