Working in a bookstore, I've seen a lot of strange things and a lot of stranger customers--- some things I've mentioned on this blog, most things I haven't (though I probably should have, just for the sheer entertainment). But, once in a while, I'll hear/come across something that gives me pause... like a customer I had a few days ago who was looking for a copy of Mein Kampf . Customer : I'm looking for a copy of Mein Kampf . Me : We usually have a copy or two in... (walk over to the Biography section, where the book normally is, but we're sold out) Me : Looks like we're out, I could order you one, though... Customer : Does it have a black cover? Me : Yes, it does. Customer : I don't want that one. Me : Okay, we can go back to the computer and look up other editions, see which one you might want. Customer : I don't trust most translations--- there's too much taken out... Me : Yeah, I can understand that... some might be ...